💜 MIKE AND TOM ARE SITTING AT THE BAR ONE DAY.......

❤‍🔥I'M IN THE ROSEMONT/NORRIDGE/OHARE ARE TILL SUNDAY! INCALL/OUTCALL AVAILABLE! Mike & Tom are sitting at the bar having a drink one day when Mike looks over at Tom and asks him “if there are 4 black roosters sitting on a fence, how many beaks are there” Tom looks at Mike and says “well there’s 4 black roosters so there’s 4 beaks.” Then Mike asks him “If there are 4 black roosters how many wings are there” Tom replies “ well there must be eight wings.” Mike nods his head in agreement. “How many feet are there” Tom is a patient man but he was starting to get a little irritated with the silly questions and responds “8. There’s 8 feet if there’s 4 damn black roosters.” Mike gives Tom a little grin and says “ there’s a white cat that’s been watching these black roosters all day. He’s about to catch him some dinner. How many teeth does a white cat have” “How the hell do I know how many teeth a white cat has” Tom says. Mike smiled & said “You mean to tell me that you know more about black cock than you do white pussy”